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Okay so... Jurassic World 
13th-Jun-2015 06:35 pm
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Okay, so.


Interchangable Chris #4 (Owen... something? Something... Owen? eh) was in the Navy. He was in the NAVY, guys, this is IMPORTANT BACKSTORY and the only backstory we get. The NAVY. And JW poached him from the Navy to train ATTACK RAPTORS.

Which rather raises the question- what the heck was IC4 doing in the Navy that someone said "That guy! That's the guy with the exact skillset we need to train attack raptors?"

Well, obviously, the only possible explanation is. that he has experience training and working with highly intelligent social predators 

ATTACK DOLPHINS.

FIGHTING SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEAD.

Look it totally makes sense that the world of Jurassic Park has genetically engineered attack dolphins in their Navy. the only problem is... that this might be a better movie than the one we got? 
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