So I get home to discover three very important facts:
1) The Midlands were washed away while I was gone.
2) There are no bookshops in Southgate.
3) We has a juicer!
My stick did not make it to Gatwick, and my hat did not make it to Southgate. But other than that, I think I'm all accounted for. Y'know, apart from the great piles of sleep I need to have.
Milliyanks are as crazy and fun as Millibrits, only slightly more American, and in very noticeably less British. They still rock, though.