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Today in Metro Weird 
17th-Aug-2007 12:28 pm
i'm mocking you
Apparently some people still rely on me, miss_s_b and tyrell to tell them when metro_weird is being awesome. The fools.

So, today's articles so far:

Nude couple flee sex blaze

It's your first time having sex. You put some candles around the room to enhance the mood. What could possibly go wrong?
Confirming what we all knew - there's no such thing as a good first time. And if you aren't quite up to following the link, the stock photo captions are People doing sex and Fire doing burning
Bus thief not licensed to steal

Guy claims he had to steal a bus because he needed to pick up his driving license. This man is a genius, please make him king.
Again, the picture caption guy wins over the feed headline guy, but only barely.

My source of news is better than your source of news.
17th-Aug-2007 11:39 am (UTC)
I so nearly posted the "please make him King" one :)
17th-Aug-2007 11:48 am (UTC)
I did think about posting the burning virgins one, but I know you guys do it better than me...
17th-Aug-2007 12:08 pm (UTC)
17th-Aug-2007 12:17 pm (UTC)
re burning virgins:
original article Trust Bild to put a dodgy photo on it. Prolly NWS although you can't see naughty bits.
17th-Aug-2007 02:06 pm (UTC)
"Fire doing burning" is my new favourite phrase.
17th-Aug-2007 03:57 pm (UTC)
Bus thief not licensed to steal

And so London became Anhk-Morpork. Nice :D
17th-Aug-2007 04:08 pm (UTC)
Fortunately, the actual incident took place in Harare, but that is excatly what I thought, as well.
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