Apparently some people still rely on me, miss_s_b
to tell them when metro_weird
is being awesome. The fools.
So, today's articles so far:
Nude couple flee sex blaze
It's your first time having sex. You put some candles around the room to enhance the mood. What could possibly go wrong?
Confirming what we all knew - there's no such thing as a good first time
. And if you aren't quite up to following the link, the stock photo captions are
People doing sex
Fire doing burning
Bus thief not licensed to steal
Guy claims he had to steal a bus because he needed to pick up his driving license. This man is a genius, please make him king.
Again, the picture caption guy wins over the feed headline guy, but only barely.
My source of news is better than your source of news.