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22nd-Aug-2007 12:04 pm
muahahaha!
Gods damn, but metro_weird is on the ball today.

Poll #1043274 The best of Metro Weird, Wednesday edition

Best headline today?

"Angry ex-wife in flaming penis vengeance"
19(55.9%)
"Drunk woman takes out cemetery"
2(5.9%)
"Toy firm launches Barbie porn battle"
2(5.9%)
"Topless car wash trick is amusingly homoerotic"
11(32.4%)
NotA
0(0.0%)

Best tag line on feed?

"Your ex-husband is watching TV naked. Do you a) set fire to his penis, or b) not set fire to his penis? If you answered 'a', then congratulations - you're probably the woman in this article."
20(60.6%)
"Woman goes to visit relatives' graves. In her car. Drunk. 12,000 worth of damage later, consider her respects paid."
3(9.1%)
"Toy-makers Mattel has begun legal action against a porn star named Barbie. The company claims China Barbie is damaging its name"
1(3.0%)
"Male drivers lured to topless car wash - except the washers turn out to be men! Ha ha ha! Man, it's like an Adam Sandler comedy or something."
9(27.3%)
NotA
0(0.0%)

Best picture caption?

"What the penis may have looked like"
22(64.7%)
I don't think picture captions are necessary
1(2.9%)
"Mattel's Barbie, in more innocent times"
6(17.6%)
"A non-topless car wash"
4(11.8%)
NotA
1(2.9%)

Best piece of in-article writing?

"Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was 'difficult to predict.'"
2(5.9%)
"A German woman's attempts to pay her respects to a dead relative went slightly awry,"
10(29.4%)
"Her association with films such as Me Love You Long Time, Ethnic Cheerleaders 8 and Passport To Paradise was damaging Mattel's good name, the firm says."
13(38.2%)
"The women held up signs advertising the £2.50 topless car wash, and telling the drivers where to go."
8(23.5%)
NotA
1(2.9%)

Best article in general?

Penises on fire never get old
14(42.4%)
Those wacky drunken Germans. What will they do next?
1(3.0%)
Barbie has a good name? Ahahahaha!
6(18.2%)
It's funny 'cause men thought they were objectifying women!
5(15.2%)
I'm torn.
7(21.2%)

Why don't you have the feed friended?

I do!
4(12.1%)
I trust my friends to weed out the best bits
9(27.3%)
I just don't think it's that entertaining
1(3.0%)
I was on the moon, with Steve!
6(18.2%)
...I'll go friend it now, ma'am.
4(12.1%)

Who would win in a fight?

Toph
14(45.2%)
Chuck Norris
17(54.8%)
Opinions 
22nd-Aug-2007 11:05 am (UTC)
Their Awesome knows no limits.
22nd-Aug-2007 11:10 am (UTC)
It is truly the best journalism in the world.
22nd-Aug-2007 12:57 pm (UTC)
Fucking hilarious. Though I heard the one about the penis on the radio on my way in.

I haven't added feeds to my f-list in a long while, though, and have removed almost all of them from my default view because whatever it is about them or LJ or my layout or I don't know, they'll be okay for a little while, and them BAM, they disappear and then ALLSHOWUPTOGETHER and it drives me up a wall.
22nd-Aug-2007 01:08 pm (UTC)
Sometimes that's a feed thing; when an entry is edited, it's re-released on to the feed.

I doubt it's your layout, but I don't know why it would happen to every feed.
22nd-Aug-2007 01:13 pm (UTC)
Happens to all of them. And it's not just one rereleased, it's like the blog farts or something, and lets out all the posts it's ever had. allllllll the way since the beginning. So. Yeah. Who knows.
22nd-Aug-2007 02:31 pm (UTC)
I am an evil, evil woman and find damage to manbits hilarious. I cannot hope to explain or justify this.
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