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26th-Nov-2007 06:42 pm
OK, they're going up all over my flist.

I have no grant this year. I'm not sure I can afford cards, but I'm damned well going to try. Presents are a no go.

But if you insist on spending money on me, and you can buy me sex manuals. If there are any Australians who want to spend money on me, I'll take condoms. Or, if you're American, then you can buy me toiletries.

That's it. I'm not being generous this year, so you're going to have to do it for me.
26th-Nov-2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
While I am mostly broke, I could afford to buy you a toiletry; however, I could not afford to ship to the UK until, like, April.

... Want a present in April?
26th-Nov-2007 06:41 pm (UTC)
Dammit the link is broke.

*goes to fix it to this*

And yoy can send the card to Bing if they add shipping.
26th-Nov-2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
But this could FINALLY be the year I get those mince pies sent! (Not the same ones from last year.)
26th-Nov-2007 08:24 pm (UTC)
Ah - ta for the reminder. I need to send mince pies, amongst other things, abroad. In batches of less than 2kg anyway, so that they can go airmail. I have no idea how much mince pies weigh. I should probably conduct some extensive home research.
26th-Nov-2007 10:00 pm (UTC)
... toiletries? XDXDXD Why?
26th-Nov-2007 10:05 pm (UTC)
Because Oxfam America don't actually sell condoms, for some reason, and the hygiene kits look pretty awesome.
26th-Nov-2007 10:13 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahaa. So it's got to be that kit, eh? I can't just lob some toiletries in a box and ship them off eh? XD
27th-Nov-2007 12:45 am (UTC)
I'm not putting up an xmas wishlist. (I've got one on amazon, but I don't tell people about it as its for my own reference.) I don't really have the money to throw around the people I want to, and I don't really do xmas these days- 6 years of retail sucks any joy you might have for the season out of your soul.

A pint, a smile, and a good joke down the pub is all I really want from my friends.
27th-Nov-2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
Damn you, I'm in none of the above. D:
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