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Oh noes! 
11th-May-2008 03:57 pm
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Guys guys guys guys guys

Screw the alleged fuel shortage. This afternoon I have caught a glimpse of a potential situation much more damaging to the British Way of Life.

A Pimms shortage.

Stock up now, or don't say I didn't warn you.
Opinions 
11th-May-2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
:O!

HOW CAN THIS BE?!
11th-May-2008 03:07 pm (UTC)
QUICK, LET US ORGANISE A STRIKE TEAM.
11th-May-2008 03:09 pm (UTC)
CAN IT WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW?

ONLY I HAVE THESE ESSAYS. WHICH WOULD BE WHY I'M OBSESSIVELY CHECKING MY FLIST.
11th-May-2008 03:11 pm (UTC)
THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE TO ME.

TOMORROW, THEN. FOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE.
11th-May-2008 03:13 pm (UTC)
...what's Pimms?
11th-May-2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
11th-May-2008 03:18 pm (UTC)
What? A deficit of the lubricant of British culture and wit? How could this appalling state of affairs come about? HEADS MUST ROLL!
11th-May-2008 03:21 pm (UTC)
Y'see, the sun came out and everyone flocked to the supermarket and bought it all out.

Now there's only one off-license on the High Street with any left in stock.
11th-May-2008 03:30 pm (UTC)
NO. Oh my god! *runs off to stock up*
11th-May-2008 04:09 pm (UTC)
Is this TRUE?

I cannot believe it!

I'll have to drink Chambery vermouth with lots of ice, lemonade and a slice of lemon instead.
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