is a match/dating./networking site I signed up with 'for a laugh' years ago. My profile is more or less up to date, includes the fact that I'm in a relationship, and honestly I just collect quiz results on it when I'm bored.
And then sometimes I get weird personal messages like this. Usually I wouldn't replicate personal communication on the wide public internet like this, but its so impersonal I don't think it matters. And honestly, it's so damn weird I can't laugh for the WTFness of it:
Well this email may come as a bit of a surprise to you. I know that it will sound a bit insane, but at that risk I am going to proceed.
Basically I am a submissive guy. Submissive with woman only. I am not looking for an intimate relationship at all. I am looking for a friendship. But a friendship with a major difference that if considered by an open minded lady, can be of incredible benefit to her.
Simply put I want to eventually take responsability for your household chores. For your cleaning, your ironing, washing your dishes and any other household chores. I am aware that it would obviously take time until you would feel comfortable enough with me for this friendship to reach the stage where this could happen.
Until then and I suppose after we would have met for a coffee, assuming you are curious; I could run errands for you which hardly involve us being together. By this I mean that perhaps I could do things like go and buy you groceries after you email me a list and deliver them to you when convenient. Lets assume that you need something posted at the post office. We all hate those queus, so I could collect the letter and go and post it and return the receipt to you. Lets assume its raining and you don't feel like going out from work to get lunch. So you could call me and tell me what you want, and I'd collect and deliver.
If the time would approach that you feel more comfortable with me, then perhaps we could take it a stage further. I do need you to understand that this relationship would not replace the relationship you seek on this site. And again, it would not be an intimate relationship at all. In return for my doing all this, I really and truly do not want anything at all. No payment, no sexual anything at all. Nothing at all.
If you are at all curious and have any questions, please feel free to contact me.
- still got nothing.