Sam? Garry? When you said,
f you can get 300 of your friends to donate a pound each, we have your Christmas present you meant this, right?
Ladies and gentlemen, please see the above gentlemen if you want to GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH JOY this Christmas.
Disclaimer: I don't have a job and am long term unemployed without benefits. No acts of generosity will be returned this year.
Yes, yes, I'd rather have plane tickets. I'm in a transatlantic relationship, them's hard!