You have got to be kidding me.
You have got
to be fucking kidding me
Not only is Wednesday my second day at my new job, but I'm going to Leeds on Thursday. By coach. From Victoria coach station. A journey which under the best circumstances would take me an hour on the Piccadilly and Victoria lines.
TfL are now telling me that I'll have to take three buses and an overground, for an optimistic total journey time of two and a half hours. For a four hour coach journey.
And yes, I checked. A taxi would be £35.