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12th-Dec-2009 11:05 pm
witch, disapproval
Today at work I was punched in the face by an irate customer.

But he was two years old so I didn't really mind.
12th-Dec-2009 11:06 pm (UTC)
What was his beef? Did you give him a complaint form and a crayon after?
12th-Dec-2009 11:09 pm (UTC)
His beef was that he didn't want to tell me where his grown up was. His brother provided the information we agreed to forget the entire incident (because there were more pressing matters, like building a tower.)
12th-Dec-2009 11:11 pm (UTC)
Well quite right. You are a STRANGER and you might have stolen his grown-up or hurt them.

Tower construction is indeed much more important.
13th-Dec-2009 05:22 pm (UTC)
Personally, I'd have fed him into the nearest waste-disposal unit. Two year olds are evil, and there should be a law against them.
23rd-Dec-2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
It's when the toddlers start carrying shivs that you really have to put your foot down.
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