As some of you may know but no one would really care; I have an OKCupid profile
. Have for a while, really. I don't spend any time on that site, but I don't delete that profile because sometimes awesome people message me and we have awesome conversations about comics and Being Human and stuff. when I get a message, I go, check my profile isn't too out of date, and then leave the site. It says clearly I'm not looking for anything beyond awesome geeky conversations with random people, on account of being in a relationship and y'know, not looking.
SO TODAY I got back from an awesome day at the National Railway Museum in York to find this in my inbox:
OK. Let me just check I have this right. You have terrible taste in music, seem to make a virtue out of sharing unsightly habits, and are just taking the piss with this "I'm in a monogomous realtionship" schtick.
What are you doing here you muppet?! You *are* someones idea of a joke and not a real person I hope.
OH NOES NOT MY TASTE IN MUSIC. HOW SHALL I EVER RECOVER?
I'm opening this up to the floor, here. The comment that makes me laugh out loud the hardest will (probably) be sent in return.